France Threatens Nukes?

Inconcieveable!

France's Thinking...

Chirac: Let's make everybody happy, give them lots of wine, cheese, French Silk pie, and fries...and leave everyone alone.

Later, after the Paris riots and the realization that things aren't working...

Advisor: Mr President, you need to take a stronger stand, you need to be more "macho", like Bush.

Chirac: Oh, so our approach isn't working?

Advisor: No sir it isn't...

Chirac: Ok then, we will use nuclear weapons against the terr...what do you call them again?

Advisor: Terrorists sir...

Chirac: Oh yes, terrorists...we will use any nuclear weapons we have against...wait, do we have any nuclear weapons? What do they look like?

Advisor: Yes sir, we do, not many but we do...

Chirac: Oh, ok, then we will use them against the terrorists...I sure am glad that Saddam is out of power, because he sure wouldn't be happy about this...